Kerfuffle!
Ooh look, now this place must be full of hilarious tat that you’ve always dreamed of, like that picture of a hamster, you know the one dressed up like David Bowie from the Jean Genie years, but you didn’t get it last time as you found it so hilarious the first time that you didn’t stop laughing for a whole week, and they locked you up in a mental institution for 3 years, but I’m sure that won’t happen again, especially since your frontal lobotomy.